HOT COLLEGE GIRLS.....

SUCK!!!!!!

(We are so hot!! Look at us)

Sure the young ladies above are pleasing to the eyes but don't you just hate hot college girls? I'm am now at the ripe old age of 25 and I just deal with anymore sexy 18 and 19 year old girls. It's starting to get me depressed.

When I attended college the 18 and 19 year old super sexy girls were great. They were great to look at and even better to play with. Sure they were a little immature but so were you. We were living in a drunken, sex filled fantasy world. My how things have changed. Let's look at an example.

Thursday night

I get off work at 5:00 pm and I am struggling to make myself go to the gym and workout. Meanwhile back in college the two hot girls above are having their second jumbo Margarita at happy hour and the local Mexican restaurant. They are laughing and talking about how stressful their life is. (They have a Spanish test next week and they are worried about it)

6:30 pm. I leave the gym and I am feeling pretty good about myself. I have a sense of accomplishment. It may be the best part of my day. The hot college girls are feeling pretty good to. They have now been hit on by 25 guys and here countless comments on how hot they look.

6:32 pm. I am now depressed because I know when I get home my girlfriend is going to be there, and let's face it, I really hate that bitch sometimes. The hot girls have boyfriends that buy them lots of stuff but they still get to hook up with random people.

7:30 pm. My girlfriend, let's call her Satan, meets me at the door and immediately ask me why am so late getting home. I think about killing her but then the neighbors might hear and I will have to go to prison. I'll just have to kill her later. Meanwhile in fantasy world, one of the hot girls is making out with a hot girl she met at a bar and tons of guys are watching.

10:00 pm. I have been avoiding my girlfriend for the last 2 hours and I am going to have to get in the bed because I have to get up really early in the morning and do the same thing all over again. The college girls are just about to leave their house were they have been for the last 2 hours pre-gaming for their night out. They will stay out until around 3:00 a.m. and then come home and have sex with some random guy. Just for a point of reference, at 3:00 am I will be really far on the right side of the bed trying my best not to touch my girlfriend. Why will she not go home!!

These are just a few reasons I hate college girls. In the future I will discuss why I hate all different types of college students because they make my life so miserable.