Thursday, November 8, 2007

YOUR VAGINA IS SHY









(hehe he said vagina)


What's wrong girls? You didn't get enough hugs as a child? You don't have any friends? Did daddy touch you inappropriately when you were growing up? No!?! Then please quit showing the world your boobs and vagina's.

Let me take a step back. Unattractive girls, please quit showing the world your boobs and vagina's. No one wants to see them. I just don't get it. At some point these boob flashers had never shown the world their junk. Then one day they just say, "well titties it's time, let me introduce you to the world. Here it is world! Now give me some beads!" Who gives a shit about some 35 cents beads? I'll tell you who! Girls with low self esteem, that's who.

Could you imagine if your daughter was on the street showing her breast and tons of young perverted men were taking pictures and videos. You have to be thinking to yourself, where the fuck did I go wrong? Maybe I should have gotten her that easy bake oven back in the second grade even though she didn't do so well on her spelling test. For the moms, maybe you should have just gotten an abortion because you obviously weren't ready for parenthood. Your goals as parents are as follows:

  1. keep your child safe

  2. teach them right and wrong

  3. get them into a good college

  4. keep their boobs and vagina hidden from the world

When it comes down to it, if your child shows the world her boobs you have failed. Chances are if she is doing that she is not in a good college. Community college maybe, but let's face it, she's no genius. You definitely failed on the right and wrong thing and they officially are not safe if their boobs are hanging out on a street corner. You failed!

So girls keep your boobs to yourself!!!!

unless you're these girls

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